IT’S AUTUMN. I’m gonna put on every single drapey black item of clothing I own, gaze wistfully over some windblown cliffs*, and Lord Byron the hell out of the next few months.
My second and last entry for the Association of Illustrators Prize for Illustration 2015.
oh so because I’m on my back and can’t get up makes me defenseless and cute well you’re wrong I’ll mess you up you see these talons I will destroy you
MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
best news ever or best news ever?
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME